Funniest Pinoy Business Names

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FUNNIEST PINOY BUSINESS NAMES :
1. Parlor in San Juan : “Cut & Face”
2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: “Starducks.”
3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: “Violybee”
4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named “Cafe Pindot.”
5. In Manila , there’s a laundry named, “Summa Cum Laundry.”
6. Petshop in Ortigas: “Pussies and Bitches.”
7. A pet shop in Kamuning: “Pakita Mo Pet Mo.”
8. Bakery: “Bread Pit.”
9. Bank in Alabang: “Alabank.”
10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, “Mekeni Rogers.”
11. Restaurant in Pasig : “Johnny’s Fried Chicken: The ‘Fried’ of Marikina .”
12. A boxing gym: “Blow Jab.”
13. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: “Lito Lapida.”
14. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called “Pakopya ni Edgar.”
15. A beerhouse in Cavite called, “Chickpoint” .
16. Laundromat in Sikatuna: “ Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes.”
17. Internet cafe in Taguig named, “n@kopi@.”
18. Name of a kambingan, “Sa Goat Kita.”
19. A salon somewhere, “Curl Up And Dye.”
20. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: “Gee Congee.”
21. A water refilling station in Dapitan named “Wa-Thirst.”
22. A store selling feeds for chickens: “Robocock.”
23. Shoe repair in Marikina : “Dr. Shoe-Bago.”
24. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, “SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you.”
25. Petshop: “Petness First”
26. Flower shop: “Susan’s Roses.”
27. Taxicab: “Income Taxi.”
28. A 2nd hand watch store: “2nd Time Around.”
29. A squid stall in a wet market: “Pusit to the Limit.”
30. A gay lawyer’s extension office: “ Nota Republic .”
31. A ceiling installer: “ Kisame Street .”
32. A car repair shop: “Bangga ka ‘day?”
33. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: “Fish Be With You” (and also with you).
34. A beauty salon: “Saudia Hairlines.”
35. A bakery: “Anak Ng Tinapay.”
36. A resto along Mayon road in Manila : “May Lisa Eatery.”
37. Laundry shop: “Wash Your Problem.”
38. This mobile massage business name isn’t funny, but their slogan is: “Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching.”
39. Ice cream parlor: “Dila Lang Ang Katapat.”
40. Chicharon store: “Chicha Hut.”
41. Neighborhood pizza store: “Pizza Hot.”
42. A fishball cart near UST: “Eat My Balls.”
43. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: “Pinoy Big Barber.”
44. A Resto: “The Last Supper.”
45. A goto resto: “Goto Ko Pa!”
46. A gym in Malolos: “Gaymann Fitness Center .”
47. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: “Dina Fresh Chicken.”
48. Salon: “Hair Dot Comb.”
49. Signage on a restaurant: “We are open 25 hrs. a day – no lunch/dinner breaks!”
50. A funeral parlor in Bacoor, Cavite :”Funeraria Happy”
51. Carinderia in Batangas: “Cooking ng Ina Mo”
52. Restaurant famous for the dish—Bulalo: “Lindsay Bulalohan”
53. Native store—“Puto Shop”